Walking Tour Amsterdam Museum Quarter with a comedian as guide
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About this experience
Explore Amsterdam with a local stand-up comedian as guide and enjoy a great mix of history and humor! During this 1,5 hours walking tour, a local comedian will meet you at the charming little white house in the Vondelpark and take you on a captivating journey through Amsterdam’s upscale Museum Quarter. From the illustrious Vondelpark through the hidden Vondelbunker (the secret atomic bomb shelter), from the celebrated Van Gogh Museum to the majestic Rijksmuseum, these iconic landmarks will grace your tour with their presence.
Your comedian-guide will not only provide background information on these cultural gems but also surprise you with entertaining anecdotes, unforeseen insights and hilarious personal stories about Amsterdam and its people. After this walking tour, you will find yourself enriched with a deeper understanding of what makes Amsterdam and the Dutch truly unique. This is not a typical walking tour, but a fun and unique experience that shows you the real Amsterdam.
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Walking Tour Amsterdam Museum Quarter with a comedian as guide
What's included
An expert local comedian as guide
A great mix of history and humor
A Walking Tour through Amsterdam's popular Museum Quarter
Detailed itinerary
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Stop 1
The tour starts at the former residence of the private guard of the Vondelpark and is part of the rich history of this famous park. From this point it is a 5-minute walk to the Vondelbunker.
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This is Amsterdam's well hidden atomic bomb shelter from the 70s. The next stop is the Museum Square, a 8-minut walk.
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Stop 3
Amsterdam's popular Museum Square owes it name to the numerous well-known museums. The Square is also surrounded by the most exclusive residences and offices.
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Stop 4
Vincent Van Gogh is without doubt one of the most famous Dutch nationals in the world. Your comedian guide will tell you a fascinating and entertaining story about a Van Gogh family member. From here it is a 5 minute walk to the Rijksmuseum.
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Stop 5
The Rijksmuseum is Amsterdam's iconic museum on Museum Square. This eye-catcher was built by the Dutch architect Pierre Cuyper in the 19th century. From here it is a 6-minute walk to the next stop, the Schapenburgerpad
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Stop 6
You will visit a hidden unpaved polder path from the 17th century that even most locals don't know about. From here it is a 5-minute walk back to the where the tour started, the Vondelpark.
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Stop 7
The tour will end in the popular Vondelpark close to where the tour started.
What's not included
Gratuities for the guide
Available languages
Guide guide
EN
Important information
Wheelchair accessible
Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
Service animals allowed
Public transportation options are available nearby
Transportation options are wheelchair accessible
All areas and surfaces are wheelchair accessible
Suitable for all physical fitness levels
Meeting point
You will meet your comedian-guide in front of the little white house at the entrance of the Vondelpark.
About Amsterdam
Amsterdam, the capital of the Netherlands, is renowned for its picturesque canals, historic architecture, and vibrant cultural scene. Known as the 'Venice of the North,' the city offers a rich blend of art, history, and modern innovation, making it a captivating destination for travelers.
Top Attractions
Rijksmuseum
The Rijksmuseum is the Dutch national museum dedicated to arts and history. It houses an extensive collection of paintings, including works by Rembrandt and Vermeer.
Museum
2-3 hours
€20
Van Gogh Museum
The Van Gogh Museum is dedicated to the works of Vincent van Gogh and his contemporaries. It houses the largest collection of Van Gogh paintings and drawings in the world.
Museum
1.5-2 hours
€20
Anne Frank House
The Anne Frank House is a biographical museum dedicated to Jewish wartime diarist Anne Frank. The building is where Anne Frank and her family hid from Nazi persecution during World War II.
Historical
1 hour
€16
Dam Square
Dam Square is the central square of Amsterdam and a historic site. It is home to the Royal Palace, the National Monument, and various other landmarks.
Historical
1 hour
Free
Jordaan
Jordaan is a picturesque and lively neighborhood known for its narrow streets, canals, and vibrant atmosphere. It is a great place to explore, shop, and dine.
Neighborhood
A few hours to explore
Free to explore, varies for shopping and dining
Must-Try Local Dishes
Stroopwafel
A thin, round waffle made from two layers of baked dough joined by a caramel-like syrup filling
Dessert
Vegetarian, contains wheat and sugar
Bitterballen
Deep-fried, crispy balls filled with a creamy, spiced ragout, typically made from beef or veal
Snack
Contains meat, gluten, and dairy
Haring
Raw herring fish, traditionally served with onions and pickles, eaten by holding the fish by its tail and lowering it into your mouth
Dish
Contains fish, not suitable for vegetarians
Poffertjes
Miniature pancakes made from a batter of flour, eggs, milk, and yeast, served with powdered sugar and butter
Dessert
Vegetarian, contains wheat, eggs, and dairy
Popular Activities
Canal kayaking
Bike tours
Escape rooms
Canal cruises
Visiting parks and gardens
Spa and wellness treatments
Museum visits
Art galleries
Best Time to Visit
June to August
The peak tourist season in Amsterdam is during the summer months when the weather is warm and sunny. This is the best time to enjoy outdoor activities and festivals, but it's also the busiest and most expensive period.
15°C to 22°C
59°F to 72°F
Practical Information
Language
- Official: Dutch
- Widely spoken: English, German, French
- English: Widely spoken, especially in tourist areas
Currency
Euro (EUR)
Time Zone
GMT+1 (CET), GMT+2 (CEST) during daylight saving time
Electricity
230VV, 50HzHz
Safety Information
Overall Safety Rating: Generally safe, with some areas requiring caution
Amsterdam is generally a safe city for travelers, with low violent crime rates and a welcoming atmosphere. However, petty crime, such as pickpocketing and bike theft, can occur, particularly in tourist areas and on public transport. Exercise caution and be aware of your surroundings, especially at night.
Important Precautions:
- • Keep valuables secure and out of sight
- • Be cautious of your surroundings, particularly in crowded areas and on public transport
- • Use licensed taxis and agree on the fare before starting your journey
Getting there
By air
- Amsterdam Airport Schiphol • 17.5 km from city center
By train
Amsterdam Centraal
By bus
Amsterdam Sloterdijk, Amsterdam Airport Schiphol
Getting around
Public transport
Amsterdam's tram system is efficient and user-friendly, with 14 day and night tram lines. A single ticket costs €3.20, and day passes are available.
Taxis
Available • Apps: Uber, Taxi Amsterdam
Rentals
Car, Bike, Scooter
Neighborhoods
Jordaan
De Pijp
De Wallen (Red Light District)
Museumplein
Amsterdam-Noord
Day trips
Zaanse Schans
20 km from Amsterdam • Half day to full day
A picturesque and open-air museum featuring traditional Dutch houses, windmills, and workshops, showcasing the history and craftsmanship of the region.
Haarlem
20 km from Amsterdam • Half day to full day
A charming and historic city known for its beautiful architecture, museums, and vibrant cultural scene, often considered a smaller and more relaxed version of Amsterdam.
Utrecht
50 km from Amsterdam • Full day
A vibrant and historic city known for its beautiful canals, medieval architecture, and lively cultural scene, with a unique and charming atmosphere.
Festivals
King's Day (Koningsdag) • April 27 (or April 26 if the 27th is a Sunday)
Amsterdam Pride • Late July to early August
Amsterdam Dance Event (ADE) • Mid-October
Pro tips
- Use the OV-chipkaart for seamless and convenient public transport
- Rent a bike to explore the city like a local, but be aware of cycling rules and etiquette
- Visit major attractions early in the morning or late in the afternoon to avoid crowds
- Explore the city's neighborhoods, each with its own unique character and charm
- Try local specialties, such as stroopwafels, bitterballen, and Dutch pancakes
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