Join Scotland’s funniest historical tour guide for a light hearted look at the history of the most iconic thoroughfare in the country, Edinburgh’s Royal Mile. We will cover the history of the royals, power, innovation and the most important thing - the remarkable people that made this city (with extreme bias!) the most wonderful place on earth.
Beginning at the top of the mile next to the longest continuously occupied fortress in Scotland that dominates the skyline, Ross will tell you stories of great battles over the centuries, before making our way down the glorious mile.
We will finish outside the current official Royal residence, the magnificent Holyrood Palace.
In between be prepared for some breathtaking tales, dark nights, bright moments, all the time you will be laughing as well as learning.
Ross, as well as knowing his history, is a professional Scottish comedian by night, reaching the Scottish Comedian of the Year final a record setting five times.
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The first proper stop on the tour. A short walk up the hill from the meeting point to the magnificent Edinburgh Castle.
Topics: battles, royals, and other historical events.
A short walk down the hill to Edinburgh's Lawnmarket.
Topics: industry, people and the like
Outside the Scottish Writers Museum in an idyllic courtyard.
Topics: enlightenment, culture, and living conditions.
Meeting at the 900 year old cathedral that is the most important holy place in Scotland.
Topics: religion, power, royals, and some wonderful tales.
Meet at the oldest statue in Edinburgh.
Topics: law, reformation and other items.
See the oldest building on the mile and follow up on stories from before, all before we cross old city walls.
See the site of the old city walls and enter a "new world".
See the burial place of one of the greatest Scots in history. The father of capitalism was laid to rest here.
See if we can spot Charles and Camilla at the current Scottish royal residence, the stunning Holyrood Palace.
The tour normally finishes here.
You will meet your local Edinburgh born guide with 6 foot 1 and has a ginger beard.
Edinburgh, Scotland's capital, is a city of historic and cultural significance. Known for its medieval Old Town and elegant Georgian New Town, both designated as UNESCO World Heritage Sites, Edinburgh offers a unique blend of ancient and modern. The city is famous for its annual festivals, including the Edinburgh Fringe, and its iconic Edinburgh Castle.
A historic fortress that dominates the city's skyline. It houses the Scottish Crown Jewels and the Stone of Destiny.
A historic street connecting Edinburgh Castle to the Palace of Holyroodhouse. Lined with shops, restaurants, and historic sites.
An extinct volcano offering panoramic views of the city. A popular spot for hiking and outdoor activities.
The former royal yacht of the British monarchy, now a museum docked in Edinburgh's port.
A traditional Scottish dish made from sheep's offal, oats, and spices, typically served with neeps and tatties (turnips and potatoes).
A small, double-crust meat pie filled with minced mutton or beef.
A traditional Scottish dessert made with whipped cream, raspberries, honey, and toasted oats.
Scotland's iconic bright orange, fizzy soft drink with a unique flavor.
Summer is the peak tourist season, with long daylight hours and numerous festivals. The weather is generally pleasant, making it ideal for exploring the city's outdoor attractions.
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Edinburgh is generally safe for tourists, but as with any major city, it's important to be aware of your surroundings and take precautions against petty crime.
Edinburgh Waverley, Edinburgh Haymarket
Edinburgh Bus Station (Stance 20)
Affordable and frequent bus services cover the entire city. Key routes include the Airlink 100 to the airport.
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Fife is known for its beautiful coastline, historic towns, and the famous St. Andrews, home to the University of St. Andrews and the Old Course golf course.
Stirling is a historic city known for its castle and its role in Scottish history. It's a great destination for history enthusiasts and those interested in Scotland's past.
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