European Quarter Comedy Tour
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About this experience
Join Brussels’ first European Union-themed free walking tour, where an EU insider and comedian will walk you behind the scenes of the European District. With the right combination of history, political insight, and humor, you will learn how the European Union works (and how it really works).
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As the de facto capital of the EU, Brussels is where many of the policies that affect over 500 million European citizens are decided. Yet, the European Quarter remains a relatively unexplored part of Brussels. This tour was born to change that. Walk with a former EU insider and professional comedian through stately parks, ample boulevards, and imposing official buildings and learn about the history of the European Union, the roles of its main institutions, and the behind-the-scenes work of bureaucrats, journalists, and lobbyists.
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European Quarter Comedy Tour
What's included
Reservation
Detailed itinerary
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Stop 1
720 members representing more than 400 million voters in 24 different languages. And you thought arranging your family holiday was complicated.
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Stop 2
The NBA of bureaucracy, in charge of drafting over 100k pages of legislation a year
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Where the countries that form the EU hash out their differences through delicate diplomacy and the occasional backdoor deal.
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Stop 4
A stately park in the middle of the European Quarter
What's not included
Tip
Available languages
Guide guide
EN
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Important information
Wheelchair accessible
Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
Service animals allowed
Public transportation options are available nearby
Transportation options are wheelchair accessible
Suitable for all physical fitness levels
Meeting point
You'll find your guide with a blue umbrella just outside the main entrance to the European Commission HQ (Berlaymont) in Rue de la Loi, 200. It is right outside the metro station (Schuman) on the corner with Boulevard Charlemagne (south-western corner of the building).
About Brussels
Brussels, the heart of Europe, is a vibrant city known for its rich history, stunning architecture, and world-renowned cuisine. As the de facto capital of the European Union, it's a melting pot of cultures and languages, offering a unique blend of medieval charm and modern sophistication.
Top Attractions
Grand Place
The Grand Place is the central square of Brussels and a UNESCO World Heritage site. It's famous for its ornate guildhalls and the impressive Town Hall.
Historical
1-2 hours
Free
Atomium
The Atomium is a unique structure built for the 1958 World's Fair. It's a symbol of Brussels and offers panoramic views of the city.
Architecture
2-3 hours
€16 (adults), €10 (children)
Manneken Pis
The Manneken Pis is a small bronze statue of a boy peeing, which has become one of Brussels' most famous landmarks. It's often dressed in costumes for special occasions.
Cultural
15-30 minutes
Free
Royal Palace of Brussels
The Royal Palace is the official palace of the King and Queen of the Belgians. While the royal family does not reside here, it's used for official events and ceremonies.
Historical
1-2 hours
€12.50 (for the Royal Greenhouses, open only in spring and autumn)
Parc du Cinquantenaire
Parc du Cinquantenaire is a large urban park with a triumphal arch, museums, and green spaces. It's a great place for a leisurely walk or picnic.
Nature
1-2 hours
Free (museums have separate fees)
Must-Try Local Dishes
Moules-frites
Mussels cooked in white wine, cream, or other sauces, served with a side of fries.
Main course
Can be made vegetarian by omitting the mussels and using a vegetable-based sauce.
Waffles
Belgian waffles are a must-try, with various toppings like whipped cream, chocolate, and fruit.
Dessert/Snack
Can be made vegetarian or vegan by choosing appropriate toppings.
Fries
Belgian fries are crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, often served with various sauces.
Snack/Side
Can be made vegetarian by choosing vegetable-based sauces.
Carbonade flamande
A traditional Flemish beef and beer stew, often served with fries or bread.
Main course
Not suitable for vegetarians or vegans.
Popular Activities
Cycling tours
Kayaking on the Senne River
Escape rooms
Spa days
Picnics in parks
Café hopping
Museum visits
Art gallery tours
Best Time to Visit
June to August
Summer is the peak tourist season with warm weather and numerous festivals. The city is lively, but also more crowded and expensive.
15°C to 25°C
59°F to 77°F
Practical Information
Language
- Official: Dutch, French, German
- Widely spoken: English
- English: Widely spoken
Currency
Euro (EUR)
Time Zone
GMT+1 (Central European Time, CET)
Electricity
230VV, 50HzHz
Safety Information
Overall Safety Rating: Generally safe
Brussels is generally safe for travelers, but petty crime like pickpocketing can occur in tourist areas. Be cautious with your belongings and stay aware of your surroundings.
Important Precautions:
- • Keep your belongings secure and out of sight
- • Be cautious with ATMs and avoid using them at night
- • Use licensed taxis or ride-sharing apps
Getting there
By air
- Brussels Airport • 11 km (7 miles) from city center
By train
Brussels-South Station, Brussels-Central Station
By bus
Brussels-North Station, Brussels-South Station
Getting around
Public transport
The metro is efficient and covers most of the city. It's a great way to get around, especially during peak hours.
Taxis
Available • Apps: Uber, Heetch
Rentals
Car, Bike, Scooter
Neighborhoods
City Center
Sablon
Saint-Géry
European Quarter
Day trips
Bruges
100 km (62 miles) • Full day
Bruges is a medieval city with a well-preserved historic center, canals, and cobblestone streets. It's often referred to as the 'Venice of the North'.
Ghent
60 km (37 miles) • Full day
Ghent is a vibrant city with a rich history, beautiful architecture, and a lively student population. It's known for its medieval buildings, castles, and museums.
Antwerp
45 km (28 miles) • Full day
Antwerp is a dynamic city known for its fashion, diamond district, and vibrant cultural scene. It's home to numerous museums, galleries, and historic sites.
Festivals
Ommegang • Early July
Flower Carpet • Every two years in August
Christmas Market • Late November to early January
Pro tips
- Visit the Grand Place early in the morning or late in the afternoon to avoid crowds and enjoy the square's beauty in peace.
- Try a Belgian waffle from a street vendor, but be cautious with toppings that may not be suitable for dietary restrictions.
- Explore the city's neighborhoods on foot or by bike to discover hidden gems and local culture.
- Learn a few basic phrases in French or Dutch to connect with locals and show respect for the language and culture.
- Consider purchasing a Brussels Card for unlimited public transport and discounts on attractions.
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