Uncensored Haunts and Horrors Private Tour
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2h
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About this experience
No Karens allowed! Dive into the gore and shock value of New Orleans’ macabre history and horrors. Our unfiltered, insider-led private tour is guided by locals deeply connected to witchcraft, Voodoo, and vampire communities, offering a rare, authentic perspective.
This tour stands apart by showing you what others won’t: real ghost photos captured by past guests and historic images that bring these dark tales to life. From gruesome true crimes and eerie legends to paranormal sightings and the shocking horrors of history, we don’t hold back on the graphic details.
Tailored to your interests, this immersive walking tour explores ghostly landmarks, vampire lore, Voodoo rituals, and witchcraft history. We bring history alive with vivid storytelling, insider knowledge, and no filters.
Warning: This tour is not for the easily offended, squeamish, or anyone looking for a family-friendly outing. It’s raw, real, and unforgettable—just the way we like it.
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Uncensored Haunts and Horrors Private Tour
What's included
Tour
Detailed itinerary
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Stop 1
Mature Audiences Only. No Karens Allowed!
Brace yourself for a no-holds-barred, outrageously sassy experience through the shadowy streets of the French Quarter. Led by a sassy, crass, and tawdry guide, this tour dives into the gore-soaked tales and macabre history of New Orleans. All guides are personally initiated into local witchcraft, vampire, or Voodoo communities to allow a more insider perspectives. If you’re easily offended or squeamish this isn’t for you. We’ll explore the darker side of New Orleans’ past, covering everything from ghosts, vampires, and Voodoo to witchcraft and true crime
• The First Church of Witchcraft
• The Casket Girls
• The Lalaurie Mansion
• Muriel’s Ghost Table
• Pirates, Voodoo, and Vampires
We’ll take a break at local bars for drinks (for those 21+)
This is a private tour tailored to your interests, and our uncensored approach means the language and graphic content are unapologetically raw and real. If you want sugar-coated history, move along.
What's not included
Drinks are welcome on tour, but not included in the tour price (no glass bottles allowed)
Gratuities
Available languages
Guide guide
EN
Important information
Wheelchair accessible
Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
Service animals allowed
Public transportation options are available nearby
Transportation options are wheelchair accessible
Suitable for all physical fitness levels
Meeting point
We meet in front of the Hands of Fate shop (which was the original location for the first Church of Witchcraft) at 521 St. Philip Street located in the middle of the block next door to MRB Bar.
Important notes
You must contact the guide directly to arrange your tour time and meeting location.
About New Orleans
New Orleans is a vibrant city known for its rich cultural heritage, vibrant music scene, and unique Creole and Cajun cuisine. It's famous for its annual Mardi Gras festival, historic French Quarter, and the lively atmosphere of Bourbon Street.
Top Attractions
French Quarter
The heart of New Orleans, the French Quarter is known for its vibrant nightlife, historic architecture, and cultural landmarks.
Historical
Half day to full day
Free to explore, attractions vary
Garden District
A picturesque neighborhood known for its antebellum mansions, oak-lined streets, and historic cemeteries.
Historical
Half day
Free to explore, tours available
National WWII Museum
A world-class museum dedicated to the history of World War II, featuring immersive exhibits and personal stories.
Museum
2-3 hours
Moderate to expensive
City Park
A vast urban park featuring lush gardens, walking paths, and cultural attractions.
Nature
Half day
Free to enter, attractions vary
Frenchmen Street
A lively street known for its live music venues, art galleries, and vibrant nightlife.
Entertainment
Evening
Varies by venue
Must-Try Local Dishes
Gumbo
A rich and flavorful stew made with a dark roux, meat or seafood, and the 'holy trinity' of vegetables (onions, bell peppers, and celery).
Main Course
Can be made with chicken, sausage, or seafood, and may contain gluten and dairy.
Jambalaya
A one-pot dish made with rice, meat or seafood, and the 'holy trinity' of vegetables, seasoned with a variety of spices.
Main Course
Can be made with chicken, sausage, or seafood, and may contain gluten and dairy.
Beignets
A deep-fried pastry dusted with powdered sugar, often served with café au lait.
Dessert
Contains gluten and dairy.
Po' Boy
A classic New Orleans sandwich made with French bread, filled with fried seafood, meat, or vegetables, and topped with lettuce, tomatoes, and mayo.
Sandwich
Can be made with various fillings, and may contain gluten and dairy.
Popular Activities
Swamp tours
Kayaking
Biking
Spa treatments
Park picnics
Café hopping
Museum visits
Historic site tours
Best Time to Visit
February to April
This is the best time to visit New Orleans, with pleasant weather and major events like Mardi Gras. The city is lively, but also more crowded and expensive.
15-25°C
60-77°F
Practical Information
Language
- Official: English
- Widely spoken: French, Spanish, Vietnamese
- English: Widely spoken
Currency
United States Dollar (USD)
Time Zone
Central Time Zone (CT) (GMT-6)
Electricity
120VV, 60HzHz
Safety Information
Overall Safety Rating: Exercise caution
New Orleans is generally safe for tourists, but visitors should be aware of their surroundings and take precautions to avoid theft and other crimes.
Important Precautions:
- • Keep valuables secure and out of sight
- • Use licensed taxis and rideshare services
- • Be cautious of strangers offering services or assistance
Getting there
By air
- Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport • 15 miles (24 km) from downtown
By train
New Orleans Union Passenger Terminal
By bus
Greyhound Bus Station, Megabus Stop
Getting around
Public transport
The bus system is affordable and covers most of the city, but can be slow due to traffic.
Taxis
Available • Apps: Uber, Lyft
Rentals
Car, Bike, Scooter
Neighborhoods
French Quarter
Garden District
Warehouse District
Faubourg Marigny
Mid-City
Day trips
Plantation Country
30-40 miles (48-64 km) • Full day
Explore the historic plantations of Louisiana, with tours and exhibits showcasing the region's complex history.
Swamp and Bayou Tours
30-50 miles (48-80 km) • Half day to full day
Take a boat tour through the Louisiana swamps and bayous, with opportunities to see alligators, birds, and other wildlife.
Baton Rouge
80 miles (129 km) • Full day
Explore the capital of Louisiana, with its historic sites, museums, and universities.
Festivals
Mardi Gras • February or March (varies by year)
Jazz & Heritage Festival • Late April to early May (two weekends)
French Quarter Festival • April (four days)
Pro tips
- Visit during the off-peak season for fewer crowds and lower prices
- Explore the city's diverse neighborhoods, each with its own unique character and attractions
- Try local cuisine and support local businesses and restaurants
- Use public transportation, such as buses and streetcars, to get around the city and save money
- Be cautious of your surroundings and take precautions to avoid theft and other crimes
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